Are you Smarter than a Rothschild?
Alice de Rothschild Took the SAT Three Times. It Didn’t Matter.
I have been reviewing the Epstein–Rothschild email correspondence as part of a broader Epstein investigation. During that research, I came across the SAT scores of Alice de Rothschild, scion of the French Rothschild banking family and an eight-generation descendant of dynasty founder Mayer Amschel Rothschild. When I tweeted out her scores, it quickly became one of my most viral tweets ever, generating 5.7 million views within its first day.
This was her third attempt at taking the SAT.
The first time she got 1100, the second time, 1050, the third time 1070.
A 1070 SAT score is genuinely bad. It sits around the 59th percentile, which is bad enough that if you score at this level you probably aren’t smart enough to go to college, and especially embarrassing given that Alice had every possible advantage: a private tutor, elite schooling, and access to unlimited billions of dollars.
For reference, these are the best schools you could realistically expect to get into with a 1070 SAT score:
Montclair State University (NJ) — 930–1200
University of Nevada, Reno (NV) — 1070–1230
University of South Alabama (AL) — 990–1180
University of New Mexico (NM) — 900–1160
University of Toledo (OH) — 1040–1260
This is exactly why people are angry. If Alice de Rothschild had been born in a trailer park, her academic profile would have made her a fit for a school like University of Toledo, which has a roughly 95 percent acceptance rate.
Instead, because of her blue blood, she was admitted to New York University, which admits only about 7 percent of applicants. Jeffrey Epstein even tried to get her into Columbia University, but failed. NYU was the fallback.
[Epstein] asked Richard Axel — a Nobel laureate and a powerful scientific figure on Columbia’s campus with whom he had a long relationship — to lobby the admissions office on Alice de Rothschild’s behalf.
“I have spoken with Columbia admissions and she is good but not strongest candidate. I am pushing,” Dr. Axel wrote to Mr. Epstein on Nov. 16, 2016.
“Alice de Rothschild’s university admissions in the United States, as well as her rejections, are entirely due to her grades,” the Rothschild family said in a statement. “Alice cannot be held responsible for Jeffrey Epstein’s unilateral actions.”
She was not admitted. Dr. Axel wrote to Mr. Epstein in February 2017, breaking the news. She ultimately enrolled at N.Y.U., where she studied biology.
This struck a chord because thousands of people who scored far higher than Alice but were shut out of elite schools recognized it immediately for what it was: a rigged system. The “elites” who rule over us are frauds. They deserve scorn and ridicule not because they are exceptional, but because they achieve nothing. They are simply born into power and placed there. They fail upwards.
One of the funnier replies to my tweet sarcastically suggested that the Rothschilds would have to write an admissions essay about how someone was racist to them once and it makes them sad….
… which is ironic, because in the emails, I found that Ariane Rothschild frequently complained to Epstein about all the “anti-rothschild” racism she had to endure and how that makes her sad.
Another common talking point in the replies was that this mediocrity is the result of generations of inbreeding. Which is surprisingly true. For centuries, the Rothschilds almost exclusively married their cousins, which is something they openly admit.
In response to this inbreeding talking point, hundreds of people argued the opposite: that Rothschild blood has been so diluted by recent intermixing with shiksahs, that no wonder Alice Rothschild is dumb.
The most unhinged of all responses came from Alex Berenson, who began bizarrely white-knighting for Epstein and the Rothschilds, claiming that me violating the Rothschild’s privacy is “more of a violation of a teenager” than “anything that’s come out in the entire Epstein files” which he referred to as a “moral panic.”
This is what the Epstein files actually show. Everyone looks for the sex tapes and the blackmail, but the day-to-day reality is much more pathetic. Epstein was a fixer for the Zionist mafia. If a billionaire’s kid is too “slow” or “dim” to get into a real school, Epstein was the guy who called in a favor to a Nobel Laureate to fix it.
This story blew up because it’s a middle finger to every smart, poor kid who actually studied. While ordinary people grind for a percentile that might determine the trajectory of their entire lives, the ruling class treats the Ivy League like a private club with a side entrance for their inbred failspawn.
More soon on the Epstein–Rothschild correspondence.
Hey Chris,
I come from a wealthy Jewish family. I have an IQ tested a couple of standard deviations above the mean and so did my sister. My sister and I both couldn't get into our target schools, which we had the GPA and test scores to get into. In her case, she was more motivated and took AP classes and acheived an above 4.0 GPA and a near-perfect 35 ACT. Interestingly, the only top school she could get into was NYU as well. Perhaps because the modern DEI policies in some cases see Jews as historically oppressed, but most others see Jews as overachievers who need to be reduced in admissions to their population numbers. She went to NYU. In my case, I was disgruntled at being oppressed on the basis of being a White man (which being Jewish did not shield me from) and dropped out of college entirely. I hope perhaps this can inform your worldview, because for now it seems distorted to me.
Rigged system, you say? Color me shocked... *yawn*